If You Wonna Be Happy
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart.
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
- Say man!
- Hey baby!
- I saw your wife the other day!
- Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
- Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
- Yeah, alright!
This song sounds in the final scene from the 1990 movie Mermaids; the scene represents one of those happy family moments and the song fits just fine.